Jordyn

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 03:41:39 GMT

Decidedly Perverted
You are 23% pure

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on purity

Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid

haha! I'm pervy! As if anyone didn't know that....hey! I want an outfit like her's. I wonder if Trax would like me in black vinyl...I know Mitchy has a kink for it now. *snerks*

happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee!

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:23:16 GMT

YAY! Its mah biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday! Everyone! Give me presents and sex! Errr...okay, so I'm only allowed to have sex with 4 people now (;_;) but them! Give me sex!! I still like my birthday and plan to have it well celebrated, unlike a certin demonshifter out there *glowers at the lazy cat on the bed*

I'm old now, but not as old as Mi~tchel! Haha. 24. Next year -would- have been nasty and scary but since I'm living as long as Trax does, doesn't really seem that bad.

Now! Its time for Traxy to wake up and GIVE ME MY PRESENTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

i'm just full of quizes aren't I?

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:47:15 GMT

so have a survey too. Its a sex survey. My favourite thing.

First person you ever kissed? this guy I had a crush on when I was 8. It was kissing tag and "conviently" he was nearest.
First person you had sex with? Mitchel
At what age did you lose your virginity? 15
Number of sexual partners you've had (including just oral)? omg, I've totally lost count.
Longest relationship you've ever been in? ummm....2 years and a little bit.
Every hooked up with someone you just met? pfft, lots
With someone whose name you didn't know? heh, I didn't even bother to get Trax's name the first time I fucked him
Ever kissed a person of the same sex? duh
Ever had sex with a person of the same sex? duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

A Little Dirtier
Ever have a threesome? yes
A foursome? yes...that's where Indi came from >.<;
A moresome? yes
Ever done roleplay? yes
Ever done bondage? yes
Ever done S&M? yes
Watersports? .......yes
Sex toys (with or without your partner)? yes
Have you ever watched porn alone? yes
Ever watched porn with a member of the opposite sex? no
With a member of the same sex? yes
With a group of people? no
Ever play strip poker? yes
Been involved in a strip tease (someone stripped for you or you for them)? yes
Watched someone else masturbate in front of you? yes
Masturbated in front of someone else? yes
Used food in sexual activity? yes
Paid for sexual activity? no
Been paid for sexual activity? yes

A Lot Dirtier
What is the kinkiest sex thing you've ever done? I've done tons of kinky shit...umm, being fucked by a panther maybe?
What is the kinkiest fantasy you have that you haven't done yet? I....don't know o.O i have one that -someone- *glares* won't help with but its not very kinky.
Where is the weirdest place you've ever done anything sexual? behind the bar at a club
Did you ever get someone drunk or drugged up in order to get sex? no
Ever rape anyone? no
Ever masturbate more than 4 times in one day? nearly every fucking day!
Ever hook up with more than one person in one day (at different times)? oooooooooh ya
Ever have sex when the girl was on her period? EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, I'm gonna puke
Ever done anything involving anal penetration? Give or receive? ooooooh ya. Best way to do it.
Ever take dirty photos of yourself or your lover? yeeeees
Ever videotape sexual activities? yea....you can prolly find them online too
Ever hit on your teacher or boss? yes
Ever have sex with your teacher or boss? yes
Ever been involved in getting a facial? *glares again* yes....

The Outer Limits
What are the three kinkiest things you would EVER do? che, I'll try anything once
What are the three kinkiest things you would NEVER do? ummm....there really isn't anything I wouldnt try
Would you ever hook up with anyone you met online? would I? Ya....have I? Nah
How old is the oldest person you ever had sex with and how old were you? I was like, 17 and he was old enough to be my grandfather >.< yuck.
How young is the youngest person you've ever had sex with & how old were you? I was 22 and he was 16 ^^;
Would you ever sleep with a boss/teacher to get a good grade/promotion? hell ya
What are your secret turn ons? can't say. Then they wouldn't be a secret ^_~

Some More Details
Explain your first sexual encounter: my then boyfriend didn't want to deal with a virgin so he told Mitchel to fuck me and get the virginity thing over with. Fine with me, I liked Mitchy better anyway.
Explain your last sexual encounter: this morning before work I fucked Trax against the wall. Was hot.
Explain the sexual thing you're most embarrassed of: uhh....being caught in the piercing chair. That's happened too many damn times >.<;;;
Explain why you took this survey: cuz its sex!!

now the quiz:

Your Sex Secret Is

You've earned your "brown wings"

What's Your Sex Secret?
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haha!! Does that mean what I think it does? *grins*

chocolllllllllllllllate

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:33:59 GMT

You Will Get Fed Chocolate While Tied Up For Valentine's Day!

What does a cross between abundant love and crazy naughtiness give you? A night tied up in bed being fed chocolate!

Your man and you both get off on very kinky things, such as being tied up in front of a whole bunch of people.

But you guys also have a weak spot in your hearts for each other.

None of your friends would ever guess that you'd be getting tied up for Valentine's Day!

To the outside world, it is only apparent that you guys are head over heels in love.

And you know that being tied up will evolve into more than just chocolate eating!

Use your imagination. Perhaps you can give him a naughtier treat in return!

What Are You Getting For Valentine's Day?

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*bored* More people should get their lover's tongue rings for Valentines day. They'd be happy and I get paid more.

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 18:12:12 GMT

soooooooo....today....I crawled my tired ass out of bed for a coffee so I could be awake enough to drive for work. Normal weekday really....except that Trax was already up and jittery and stuff. Figured he had had too much coffee already but fuuuuuuuuck me....definitly wasnt that.

he asked me to marry him.

ya, i would have sit my coffee all over him if i'd had any yet. I kinda stared shellshocked for a few moments but said yes anyway. I mean, we're going to be together for centuries right? Why the hell not. Heh, Adam'll be pissed though since he must asked a dozen times and I always said no.

fuck.....i'm such an uke lately >.<

right...got a customer so gotta go.

happy new year indeed

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 07:40:40 GMT

damn, most people never have a threesome. a lot of others, maybe a few in a life time. smaller group, a few a year. Me? Two in less than a fucking week. And not with the same people both times either. Fuck ya, I'm awesome.

damn, now its a matter of forcing myself to keep my hands off Raven cuz that little molton mouth is -damn- good at sucking ya off.

why bother?

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 16:35:45 GMT

I tried to be nice! I -did-! Mitchel didn't know how to tell that stupid Gothbrat how he feels so I did, and it all blew up. Now Mitchel's pissed off at me for doing what -he- asked and Joshua is mad at him. Gods, is it -really- that fucking hard to say I love you? I say it every godsdamned day. Its not like saying it means you have a day taken off your life or something. Fucking hell....

This is why I'm not nice. Because no one is ever pleased enough when you try to do something for them. They want more. They wanted it to be different. Fuck the world, I'm an asshole and I'm going keep being one. Its easier that way, no one expects anything from you.

Now Mitchel's gonna kick my ass cuz I ruined everything. If you'd told him yourself you big pussy, then there wouldn't have been anything to worry about!

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 13:46:08 GMT

Well damn...I was just checking through some crap and talking to Adam last night when I realized something. Its been a year since I met Trax in that Sublunary bar place that Talis told me about. A year. Damn, that's a -long- time. Is it horribly bad that last night was the first time since we broke up that I actually felt bad for jst ditching Adam? I mean, we both have lovers now that suit us much better and we're still friends but fuck, I just up and dumped him and ran off to someone else. Though that shouldn't have exactly been surprising since I did the same thing when I met him first. Heh, I guess I have a bit of a tract record...

Ugh, who'd think I'd be so insightful or whatever so damn early in the morning. I need coffee and a shower and then to get to class. Lucky kitty....he gets to sleep. I want to sleep damnit!!

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 02:40:14 GMT

oh. my. gods! I am -never- going to another 3 year old's birthday party. They're so noisey, and bratty and fuck, the screaming!! Who the hell needs to shriek like that every two minutes. Obviously one of those brats. And I have been grossly misinformed by tv and movies. Three year olds are -not- good. At all. Indigo was the best behavived!! Fuck, I thought -she- was a bratty handful. Oh gods, if anyone I know ever starts talking about wanting kids I'm going to smack them -hard-. They're horrendous!! ARGH!!! Fucking children.....

'Gogo liked her present though. I don't know what Periwinkle thought about it though ^^;; At least I brought him after all the kids went home so he didn't get freaked out by all the noise. Pink, Lime and 'Berry miss their brother already though. And in like two weeks, Mitchel is getting Rasberry. I begged and pleaded and begged somemore. He needs something to do besides clean his damn apartment anyway. I hope Joshua is deathly allergic to cats and 'Berry sheds all over him and he dies so I can have my best friend back all to myself like he always has been!!

Fucking goth.....

so fucking bored!!!!

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 03:46:24 GMT

I wasn't really that bored for the first week and a half here, but now its getting borring. I think I'm gonna start thinking about heading home in the next couple days. Not that I want to talk to or see that backstabing shithead of a best friend of mine. Argh! Not thinking about that....

I found a roll of film in my bag the other day so I found somewhere to get it developed. Its just a bunch of goofing off pics from our vacation a couple months ago. Gods, Trax is so hot....*eyes the date* and today is our eight months. Wow, two months went by fast....

Okay! Fuck, fine!! I'm -not- bored. I'm lonely. And I want to see my kitty again cuz I've been miserable since I left home and he's all I've thought about and gods damnit! I hate being away from him.....

*sighs* I only -have- to be here until saturday night. I was gonna stick around a bit longer but I really just want to go home....

And it doesn't fucking help that that damn hoobastank song is so bloody fucking overplayed!!

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 05:33:49 GMT

i don't think i'm in love anymore....

actually, i don't feel much right now. I think my doctor changed my medication again i wonder if its the placebo thing again? those things suck. they don't do anything but leave me starring at fans for ages or drawing circles over and over again.

or it could have nothing to do with my medications and i'm just numb after a revalation like the one that hit me earlier. i don't know...i hope its the medication.

i hate fighting though and we can't have a conversation anymore without something setting one of us off. i don't like it being like that. when we first started arguing i guess it was sort of fun since there was always intense make up sex...but i don't really want any sex much anymore. not from him anyway. so tempted just to go out and fuck around with someone else.

i need to be somewhere that's not here for a little while....

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 18:44:15 GMT

Right....so there was one kitten as of what, friday? Now there's four here. Because I'm a fucking sucker and couldn't leave them all there by themselves.

Right, so i takled to Anya and she said that giving Indigo the kitten would be fine. She was going to get her a hamster anyways, but cats are better than rodents I guess. So I named the cat Pink and was totally ready to give her to the brat. Then Trax saw her and begged to keep her >.< Fuck. I'm a loser and said yes. So I went back to where I found Pink behind the club with one of the girls who works at the dyke club next year. (The club is basically just a massive complex with the gays on one side, and the dyke on the other. Whatever, back to the cats). So we found them again and it seems the mother died. Musta been recent cuz there weren't many flies and the kittens were still suckling from her. She was pretty scrawny though, but the kittens were all fat and healthy. So instead of taking -one- like i was planning so I could still get Indigo a kitten, I took three and Sarah (the girl I was with) took the other two. Six! That's a big fucking litter. She's keeping them with her and her girlfriend cuz they have like, a cat coloney or something. Stupid being high when we found them though, now the poor cats all have stupid colour/fruit names. She named her two Orange and Tangerine. They were both grey >.< Like I said, high as fucking kites and we were out there naming cats.

So now Pink has her two brothers and a sister with her. One of the boys is a light grey like Pink is and that's gonna be Indi's cuz he has the same icy eyes and he's named Periwinkle for some reason. I don't know what I'm going to do with the other two....maybe Mitchel wants a cat. Brad's already getting one since he lives with Anya and Indigo. Trax might want to keep the other girl though...its all black and named Lime. The last one is grey-stripy like the mother was and his name is Rasberry.

I'm a fucking -loser-! What the hell am I going to do with all of these cats?? I'll tell you what....buy more Benadryll then go shopping for more kitten food. Fuuuuck.

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 04:42:44 GMT

*sighs* I work both jobs today and come home to nothing but a note on the table. Hrmmm...I don't know if I'm glad of that or not. I think its a not.....I hate sleeping by myself.

Well, not totally alone, though I don't know where Xarzil and Raven are. This cute little kitten followed me home from the club. Ya know, I -hated- cats until about six months ago. I wonder if I'll be able to keep it here. Its really cute...I feed it the food Trax left in the fridge for me cuz I'm not very hungry. I'm not gonna name it until I know if I can keep it or not. It purrs like a little motorboat.

Hey! Maybe I can give it to Indigo for her birthday!

damn...I miss my kitty....this little one will have to do for now....

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 01:47:11 GMT

oh for fuck's sake....Where the hell is Trax? I switched with one of the other guys so I could do the lunch shift and spend the night at home with him instead of dancing and now he's not here. This -sucks-. And not even close to the good way.

Now I'm just sitting around watching this dumb reality tv show for America's Top Model. I'd be a better model than most of these chicks.

*pouts* Where's my kitty........??

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 03:17:42 GMT

Oh gods, I've been so sick for the past few days that I was pretty convinced I was gonna die the night before last. I hate throwing up and its all I've done. Ugh >.< I'm getting pampered though, Trax has a maternal streak. Who'd have thought?

Have another new icon. I want more, but I'm not fucking paying for it so I took down the bitching one. Meh. *shrugs* I like this song too. Its not normally my style of music either, Adam likes this shit. I really like this song though. Maybe its the lyrics....

Shit, now Raven wants to play with Indigo. I should just let all the demons babysit her. She'd run them all ragged.

dies

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 16:02:28 GMT

Oh gods, I should never have stopped dancing in the first place. I took like what? 4 months off from it? Its taking me for-fucking-ever to get used to it again. My legs are sore and I'm tiiiiiiired! And this is like a month after I went back to it! Fuck >.< I think I got up way too early today though...I got home about 3amish, fell asleep about 4 and woke up at 10:30. 6 1/2 hours sleep?!?! What the hell am I doing up~!??! Oh right...noisy demons. CAn't even let me sleep...and I think Raven is back now. Too many people in here...I swear, I should just crash at Mitchel's whenever I have to work like that. He's not a morning person like the rest of these things....*yawns*

Oh ya....new icon that a friend made for me. She thinks its funny...I think its distrubingly accurate....

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 23:23:19 GMT

As if having the other room-mate be a vampiric little kid wasn't bad enough, he's been replaced with a gods damned drow!! I -hate- drows!! Okay, so this is the one that healed me before, and Trax insists he isn't that bad but fuck, I still hate them. There is an upside to this though. Because I'm not going to complain (too much) about it, Trax said he'd go to see the new Harry Potter movie with me. *cheers* I -was- going to go with Adam like he fucking promised but he wound up going with his kid sister instead and doesn't want to go again. Damnit! I would have gone with them!! Stupid work making me miss his call....but whatever, cuz my kitty's gonna go with me insted.

Ahh shit, I'm getting hyper about this again. Heh last nights hyperactivity crashed at a really inappropriate time. *snickers*

Mon, 31 May 2004 17:40:47 GMT

Shit, I musta ate some fucked up shit yesterday or something cuz I had some weird ass dreams. Something about Trax in a catholic schoolgirl's outfit. I don't know -why- he was wearing it, but I guess it was pretty hot. Mostly just weird though....Okay, so one weird dream. It was fucked up enough though.

Had to babysit Indigo this morning at Mitchel's and we watched this cutesy little show about animals. I think Adam used to make me sit through it some mornings too...whatever. So we're watching that and of all the fucking eppisodes to come on, its the one with the black panthers. A quick conversation along the lines of "Daddy! What happened to your pants?", "Daddy has to go to the bathroom" happened pretty quickly. Getting turned on by a kids' show. I'm a horrible person.

Tue, 18 May 2004 16:38:22 GMT

What the fuck did I do in a past life that's put me here, to get fucked over again and again?! I'd really like to fucking know cuz it better have been damned bad if I have to pay for it now like this!!! Maybe my parents were right then. If I go along and live this 'sinful' life that their god doesn't support I'm going to be nothing but miserable. And now it -seriously- sounds like they were right. Fucking hell...I should know better than to trust anyone with anything, besides Brad and Mitchel. They're the only two people in this world who've always been there. They better always be too or I'm fucked.

Gods, I can't belive I gave up the one decent, peaceful relationship I've ever had for him, just beacuse I'd gotten a bit bored. And now I can't have Adam back because he's with that peppy little bitch!! ...who suits him far better than any slutty runaway ever would...

I got my old job back. I can't rely on anybody, I have to make sure I can get by myself, I -refuse- to be fucked over anymore.

okay...its May now..

Mon, 03 May 2004 00:05:14 GMT

Traaaaaaaaaax, where are we going on vacation?! I want to gooooooooo! I even bought this shibby little portable cd player so we can have music and stuffs. No, not with the money you gave me. I already have plans for that....*evil laugh*

Sat, 01 May 2004 13:04:04 GMT

You know what's great? Learning new things. I seem to learn something new and more fucked up every day I fucking live here. Newest bit of info? Roommate #2 is vampric. Of course, the little human doesn't get to know this until the bloody kid is latched onto my arm and happily drinking away!!! Fucking lovely hmm? Gods, why can't fucking demons just be normal.....

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 16:41:03 GMT

Mou...I fucking HURT!!! Stupid fucking demons....I swear to the gods, if my tattoo is ruined, someone is going to be very sorry they were ever born. Ow...I think I'm sorry I was ever born right now. I can hardly move with these big stupid fucking gashes across my chest and back. And arm. With a bunch of bruises to go with it all too. Lovely, I look like a fucking mess. Shit, I didn't even look this bad when my father really fucked me up. Okay, so he cracked ribs and I didn't get anything broken this time but fuck it, I hurt. And I don't waaaaaaaaaaaant to go to a healer. *pouts* stupid fucking nonhumans and all these stupid fucking ablilities...*grumbles*

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 01:20:43 GMT

Well, now that Trax has one of these things I suppose I should ya know, actually update mine. But I dont' have anything to fucking saaaaaaay! I only really ever rant in it, but nothing's really pissed me off lately. Well, Anya's being a fucking bitch about things concerning Indigo again but that's nothing new.

Meh. I want a new tattoo...maybe I'll waste some time thinking about what I want that to be.

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:10:05 GMT

the pillows on this futon make for a really shitty replacement of Trax....so does Spyke's purring, although I guess that was better than nothing....*sigh*

i don't feel like going clubbing or anything tonight, but i don't want to stay here either. so, i'm going to go drink myself straight and see where i wind up at the end of the night. it'll be like apartment roulette or something.

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 04:27:59 GMT

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i'm going to the club now for Adam's gig, and then i'm going to go get my fucking job back because i don't FUCKING care!